Superhuman Tape Measure Skills DEBUNK

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  • Published: 31 May 2017
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    Captain Disillusion answers a viewer request and gets slightly carried away.

    • Subject video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx_5GI0QRdw
    • Jackson's request video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX129xRZXak

    Featuring the Debunk Breakdown remix by HoriXZ0n
    (http://youtube.com/EventHoriXZ0n)
  • Entertainment Entertainment

Comments • 3 471

  • Bailey Sharp
    Bailey Sharp  3 hours back

    Why is your face painted like that

    • I'm a Pizza
      I'm a Pizza  9 hours back

      Am I the only one who thinks the robotic transition sound sounds satisfying?
      Like 5:00 and 5:48, 7:59

      • Chris Jamieson
        Chris Jamieson  22 hours back

        Yeah JUSTIN SUCK IT DOUCHE

        • A Piece Of LIfe
          A Piece Of LIfe  23 hours back

          I think nail was not already on the floor.. See it in slow motion

          • 77 7
            77 7  1 days back

            Where do you get your silver face paint from Mr D?..and why did you not choose gold over silver?...I'm puzzled.

            • FireGamingYoutube Agario gaming & more!

              This video is good for educational purposes

              • YeEEeEeeeEeeet Master233

                I wonder if he was born like that

                • Saul Santana
                  Saul Santana  2 days back

                  Damn u got fat

                  • Black Family
                    Black Family  3 days back

                    ?

                    • That cool Kid
                      That cool Kid  4 days back

                      Fuck wait no cursing than says fuck

                      • Bradley Hamby
                        Bradley Hamby  4 days back

                        You have to be joking. People surely are not so stupid that they think this was really possible.......wait, we have people bustin tide pods in their mouth and licking ice then puttin it back in the freezer. My bad, continue on captain. Sorry for thinkin this video wasn't necessary cause im obviously mistaken

                        • The Gunner
                          The Gunner  4 days back

                          What the fuck you just look like you huff spraypaint. Ive dont concrete for years and a tape measure is one of your most useful tools. You can do stuff with a tape measure as long as its not over 15 feet.

                          • Maliki Whitlow
                            Maliki Whitlow  4 days back

                            You should remake these videos and make it look real

                            • chikkienray
                              chikkienray  4 days back

                              you really did had to be mean about helping him he asked nicely

                              • Dave Nezra Pappas
                                Dave Nezra Pappas  5 days back

                                No typing just thinking after my comment, here goes. Illusion of men WALKING/DRIVING/PLAYING ON THE MOON! What a film huh?

                                • Brian Scott
                                  Brian Scott  6 days back

                                  He could have called him "Daddy Disillusion"

                                  • Seige OneShot
                                    Seige OneShot  7 days back

                                    Fam this is some high end shit

                                    • Leo Fraust
                                      Leo Fraust  1 weeks back

                                      Lmao, if it’s a baby in Tulsa, they’re not going to a chiropractor. They’re going to rehab...

                                      • Erica Setnick
                                        Erica Setnick  2 weeks back

                                        Sent by paymoneywubby 🥰

                                        • Darrell Poitra
                                          Darrell Poitra  2 weeks back

                                          This is my first time seeing a video of yours. Holy cow. This was gooooooooooood

                                          • NauticalBeast
                                            NauticalBeast  2 weeks back

                                            who else here cuz important videos and the guy in the comments said this was debunked

                                            • SeboloDeacon
                                              SeboloDeacon  2 weeks back

                                              ok, vous voulez que votre vidéo soit vue en françe apparement, vu que vous la (re)poster avec un titre en français.... Maintenant allez jusqu'au bout de votre démarche et traduiser l'audio en français, sinon,ca ne sert a rien! Perso, je dislike directement ce genre de titre "putaclic"!

                                              • Diego Ortiz 5759
                                                Diego Ortiz 5759  2 weeks back

                                                Me: *Makes a video that’s really cool but fake*

                                                CaptianDisillusion: *actually....*

                                                • meow pt
                                                  meow pt  2 weeks back

                                                  Yes

                                                  • dannyfresh
                                                    dannyfresh  2 weeks back

                                                    1st time viewer. What is up this face? how long does it take to get that make up off? it's bothering me

                                                    • Filthy Greedy YouTube Executive

                                                      “The actress then” lol he called him a girl

                                                      • a. phytophile
                                                        a. phytophile  2 weeks back

                                                        that definition of "charming and relentless" needs to be tazed in the junk. I always knew advertising is mind-rape (surprisingly literally if you know much about Edward Bernays, even typing his name grosses me out).

                                                        • Chainsaw Surgeon
                                                          Chainsaw Surgeon  3 weeks back

                                                          NASA does a lot of this to feed you their lies .

                                                          • Jacob Sigler
                                                            Jacob Sigler  3 weeks back

                                                            Silver and gold paint is most commonly huffed...and they usually get it on their face when huffing.

                                                            • O
                                                              O  3 weeks back

                                                              when are we getting the video on religious appropriation of gendered race politics? idg how you've been around for 12 years and i'm just finding you..

                                                              • MEIN ACCOUNT
                                                                MEIN ACCOUNT  3 weeks back

                                                                good videos actually but your videos are way too long imo

                                                                • phantux wyvron
                                                                  phantux wyvron  3 weeks back

                                                                  Is that a tatoo

                                                                  • James Holbrook
                                                                    James Holbrook  3 weeks back

                                                                    Does anybody like this guy

                                                                    • LowReedExpert1
                                                                      LowReedExpert1  5 days back

                                                                      @James Holbrook damn, a straight speedrun to Godwin's Law

                                                                    • Corey
                                                                      Corey  2 weeks back

                                                                      @James Holbrook millions also love to get inside your mom.

                                                                    • James Holbrook
                                                                      James Holbrook  2 weeks back

                                                                      @Corey ya well millions liked Hitler

                                                                    • Corey
                                                                      Corey  2 weeks back

                                                                      1.78 million people like him, how many people like you? I know I don't.

                                                                  • nick parkin
                                                                    nick parkin  3 weeks back

                                                                    I really hate this channel why am I watching it again

                                                                    • Corey
                                                                      Corey  2 weeks back

                                                                      Because it's better than the incest porn you usually spend all your time watching.

                                                                  • BadBoyBean
                                                                    BadBoyBean  3 weeks back

                                                                    This dude is cringe

                                                                    • MrUtuber2012
                                                                      MrUtuber2012  3 weeks back

                                                                      Tayona

                                                                    • the wolf studio
                                                                      the wolf studio  3 weeks back

                                                                      Tbh, there will always be more to debunk. Likewise, after the debunking, there is always movies...

                                                                      Legit, I still would love to see a Captain-D made movie.

                                                                      • Jonathan Carroll
                                                                        Jonathan Carroll  3 weeks back

                                                                        This is like watching BeatleBorgs... :)

                                                                        • Black Sambo
                                                                          Black Sambo  3 weeks back

                                                                          More grown up than painting your face silver?

                                                                          • Mr. Ecklestone
                                                                            Mr. Ecklestone  3 weeks back

                                                                            It cut away after like 3 seconds but the email/dm joke was my favorite part of this video with the differences between how he writes the email versus the dm to the company

                                                                          • Mr. Ecklestone
                                                                            Mr. Ecklestone  3 weeks back

                                                                            My Xzavier, My Arnold, my jake

                                                                            • Pinkie Love
                                                                              Pinkie Love  3 weeks back

                                                                              half faced idiot

                                                                              • Spuds Larsson
                                                                                Spuds Larsson  3 weeks back

                                                                                How much of Captain D is real and how much is the character

                                                                                • I Am Eco
                                                                                  I Am Eco  3 weeks back

                                                                                  You could have just said tape measures retract

                                                                                  • a20000211
                                                                                    a20000211  3 weeks back

                                                                                    J'adore

                                                                                    • Estrada603
                                                                                      Estrada603  3 weeks back

                                                                                      They got awards for that i never thought that was a window ad. I saw it in a repost and every construction site has stickers on new Windows terrible

                                                                                      • Cheshire Chess
                                                                                        Cheshire Chess  4 weeks back

                                                                                        From jackson to jason to jamie. It all comes together now

                                                                                      • Richard Wolfe
                                                                                        Richard Wolfe  4 weeks back

                                                                                        The simplest DEBUNK
                                                                                        YOU CANNOT 'THROW' A tape from a tape measure
                                                                                        THEY ARE SPRING LOADED!!!

                                                                                        • Corey
                                                                                          Corey  2 weeks back

                                                                                          Weight the end and remove the spring...